Today is Tuesday, the 218th day of 2013, with 147 days left in the year.
Today is ...
Wiggle Your Toes Day. Just don't try it while you're walking, you may fall down.
Deep thoughts
I think we look back at times past with fondness because we were younger. Life had not yet begun pecking away at our innocence like buzzards on fresh roadkill. (Craig Ferguson)
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Why do we have a shark week? Why not just a day? I mean really, an entire week?
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Have you seen some of the stuff posted on Facebook lately? Yeah, me neither.
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I think a funny thing to do is when people start talking about something I don't want to talk about is to start singing "Baby Got Back" really loud.
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My therapist told me it's your fault I blame everyone else for my problems.
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I only sent you 20 texts today. Hopefully you'll get the point that I am no longer obsessed with you.
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The first five days after the weekend are so difficult.
Joke corner
A small boy, about 6 years old, knocked on my door. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back.
Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two things: a baseball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole.
"How do you suppose this ball got in here?" I asked the boy.
The boy looked at the ball, then the window, then at me and exclaimed, "Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole in your window!"
Define this
Phosphoresce
Definition No. 1 - The process of turning sand to glass.
Definition No. 2 - To be luminous without sensible heat.
Cryptogram
"N FXRLC YXOU KYQVC PWQZ CLQ IPZO, NOU NFF ONCAZQ FNARLQU XO CLQ KAOKLXOQ." - NOOQ DZPOCQ
Hint: o = n
Answers
Rhizophagous - Feeding on roots.
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"An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed." - A. J. Liebling
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